Grandma
Is your grandma cuddly, kind, loving, loves cooking and baking cookies, brownies and choc fudge for parties? Well George's Grandma isn’t
George's grandma doesn't smile very often, when she smiles she smiles very horridly. The beastly old hags mouth is puckered like a dogs bottom, when she speaks it's like a soft ghostly echoey voice.
She has the most disgusting diet ever she says “ you should grow down not up and eat cabbage” YUCK!!! And cabbage is the worst thing in the WORLD plus she says to eat slugs, beetle bugs, earwigs and caterpillars EWWWW!!!!!.
“AHHHHHH!! “ George's grandma is frightening. She has horny fingers and a razor pointed nose as sharp as a knife, a wrinkled face and a long frosty smile.
My grandma is cuddly and kind and hopefully your grandma is too? but if not I have a marvelous recipe for you!
